Futility
Things that don't work:- Honking at the car in front of you in a traffic jam.
- Standing at the edge of a subway platform looking down the track for the train.
- Pushing an elevator button more than once.
- Telepathically willing the phone to ring.
- Opening the refrigerator door after you've already determined there's nothing you want to eat.
- Opening the TV Guide after you've already determined there's nothing you want to watch.
- Yelling "Shut up!" at a car alarm or your neighbor's dog.
Just a random list that occured to me while standing on a subway platform looking down the track for the train...
[ at 10:55 AM • by Abby • permalink • ]
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