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Thursday, October 09, 2003
Shiny rocks Half-assed Guarantee of the Day: For an eBay gem auction: *Item looked at and verified by certified gemologist*(Asterisks and all.) Um, "looked at"? From where, across the room? And "verified" as what? ("Yup, that's a physical object of some kind.") Oh, and by the way, eBay gem dealers: There is no such fucking thing as African moldavite! It's called "moldavite" because it's from a meteor that landed in the Moldau region of the Czech Republic. I don't know, maybe there are meteor-based gems in other parts of the world, but they're not frickin' moldavite, okay?* (I really, really like gems and minerals—or, more inclusively, shiny rocks—but I haven't bought any in a long time, since it's not exactly a cheap hobby. I'm getting an itch for moldavite, though, and maybe a demantoid garnet. And maybe a chrysoberyl cat's eye. And maybe...oh, crap, here I go again...) (Here, for reference, is some moldavite. And here are some demantoid garnets. I assume everyone knows what chrysoberyl cat's eyes look like, but they're pretty, so here are some of them, too.) *Update: On 12/23/03, I wrote another entry on the African moldavite question. [ at 3:16 PM • by Abby • permalink • ] |
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