2. List five people you've lost contact with that you'd like to hear from again.
Oh, jeez...I mostly lost contact with them because I wanted to. Next question.
3. List five things you'd like to learn how to do.
I'd say "dance," but I believe that's impossible; me:dance :: shellfish:quantum physics
Speak Welsh
And Irish Gaelic
And that African language with all the clicks
Anything well enough to get me famous enough to get on the Daily Show (mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Jon Stewart)
4. List five things you'd do if you won the lottery (no limit).
Pay off the mortgages on the houses of all my family members
Donate a building to Yale (which I said I'd do on my application, although it was tongue-in-cheek rather than an out-and-out bribe)
Upholster a room with cashmere
Raise Arabian horses
Get my goddamn thighs liposuctioned (they're disproportionately large, so no matter how thin I am I look like a Stone Age fertility goddess from hip to knee)
