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Friday, July 16, 2004
From Sun to sun This just in: Ms. Spears's postprandial guzzle was ginseng extract, not booze, as had been previously reported by the Sun. (I only believe this, by the way, because the liquor store clerk who sold it to her said so.) Okay, she's not a midday open-container boozehound, but she's still been wearing the same clothes for four days in a row and snarfing junk food like there's no morning-after. (And getting a freakishly dark tan. Ewwwww. Get some sunblock, girl. I've seen Thanksgiving turkeys that were less bronzed and basted.) [ at 1:34 PM • by Abby • permalink • ] |
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