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Monday, August 16, 2004 
This is my brain on news 
If I saw this headline at home on TV, I'd be able to say my snarky comment to J.; but I'm reading it online, and there's no one to say it to, so just file this under "Thinking to the Web site":
AP Entertainment headline: Report: Michael Jackson Not 'Manhandled'

My thought: No, the problem is he was boy-handled.
(I know, I know, I'm so bad. And innocent-until-proven-guilty blah blah. But my brain just does these things, I can't help it.)

(My personal favorite Jacko-related talk-back: news reporter, "Jackson's family says they'll stand behind him"; me: "But they won't stand in front of him.")

[ at 3:38 PM • by Abby • permalink  ]




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