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Tuesday, October 05, 2004  Head(line)s up  Yesterday was a great day for Fark.com headlines—to heck with the stories, these tell tales on their own: Poland to pull out of Iraq. Bush: "Don't forget Tonga" Latest poll shows 49 percent for Bush, 49 percent for Kerry. In other news, 49 percent of U.S. voters are morons This week's headline: Onlookers flock to Mt. St. Helens. Next week's headline: Onlookers critical of government's inability to rescue them from oncoming lava I bet that last one actually is going to be the gist of a headline next week. (It's a volcano, people! Not a tourist attraction!) [ at 11:35 AM • by Abby • permalink •   ]

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